JAMESGIFTS

Happy Christmas or Happy Holidays or whatever you prefer and remember that ‘gift’ is a noun not a verb.

Please be happy responsibly.

For more information and support go to www.happinessaware.com

Christmas Exclusives

Gingle all the way

The Tupac

Wave goodbye to irksome gin-strength judgement-call lifestyle scenarios by having both 40% and 57% Asian Parsnip to hand. Ideal sedative during the Christmas in-law visiting period. 

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The Rules of Chess

Everything you need to playchess by the correct rules. Does not actually include chess, but does include two bottles of Asian Parsnip (one for each player) plus exclusive downloadable instructions for each player.

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The Six Pack

Many people go to the gym for a six pack. Now you only have to go to my gin. Three bottles of Asian Parsnip and three bottles of Navy Strength. Lift the box 20 times above your head in rapid succession as a ‘work-out’, then drink it off with a clear conscience.

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American Mustard (6 Pack)
£199.00
The Hedge
£68.00
The Prepper
£226.00
The Biggie
£199.00
The Power of Three
£128.00
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JAMESMERCH

Show the world you were drunk online by wearing this range of James Merch ‘stylish attire'
The Original James Gin Tee

Wearing Suggestions:

Pair with ill-fitting jeans

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The IQ Reducer

Wearing Suggestions:

Pair with ill-fitting face

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The IT Consultant

Wearing Suggestions:

Pair with single-speed bicycle

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The IT Consultant
£25.00
The IQ Reducer (Blue)
£25.00
The Original James Gin Tee (White)
from £25.00
The IQ Reducer (White)
£25.00
The Original James Gin Tee (Blue)
from £25.00

Here's how to give the gift of gin to all the people you can't be bothered to go to the shops for.

The Gift Card

The Gift Card

The Gift Card

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Good news! Here's how to give the gift of gin to all the people you can't be bothered to go to the shops for.
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