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The Rules of Chess

The Rules of Chess
The Rules of Chess

The Rules of Chess

Regular price £75.00
Everything you need to play chess by the correct rules. Does not actually include chess, but does include two bottles of Asian Parsnip (one for each player) plus exclusive downloadable instructions for each player.
Please play chess responsibly as demonstrated by myself and Hammond.

- 2 bottles of Asian Parsnip Gin 
- The Rules of Chess Instructions which will magically appear in your inbox after ordering.
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Asian Parsnip

We made a signed limited edition of Asian Parsnip gin and it sold out very quickly. I’m very flattered by your enthusiasm so Batch Two is ‘unlimited’ - though probably not infinite.

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Navy Strength Asian Parsnip

Same flavour, same unique combination of Asian spices and English parsnip,  but now 57% ABV Navy Strength. This means you can store it below decks in wooden barrels, safe in the knowledge that it won’t contaminate your gunpowder. Alternatively you can drink it.

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Asian Parsnip (6 pack)

Before you order a single bottle of award-winning Asian Parsnip, think about this. I can ship you an entire case of six with free shipping. Think carefully: once you have drunk one bottle, you’ll want another, probably immediately.

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Don't just take our word for it...


"Usually I mix my gin with ice and tonic. But James has somehow done it. I tried just in a glass at room temperature. It's really good. I think I'm just going to add ice from now on and consider it a treat to myself after a work day".

Kevin T.

"Our neighbor brought this over and WOW we love it!! Very smooth, great nose. My husband wants it in a cologne. Seriously great job!!"


"I ordered this for my husband for Christmas. He is currently enjoy the gin and he is shocked. He said he thought all gins were the same but James has proved that’s not true. The hubs has declared “best gin ever!” Thanks James".

Upstate New Yorker

"Super exited to have tasted this gin. It is very smooth, you can taste the parsnip, and all of the flavors are very delicate but work perfect together!"


"A great gin to try, even if you've previously tried gin and thought you disliked it. The flavours are great, and it makes a lovely drink, great for cocktails too!"

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3 Things you should know before trying my gin

Made in the U.K

My gin is made in the UK, the country that brought you the Hawker Hurricane and the Austin Maxi.

Recyclable packaging

The glass bottles are 100% recyclable. Or they can be repurposed for flowers or urine samples.

Handcrafted by Artisans in Sheds

Then produced in industrial quantities in a drinks laboratory, controlled by computers.

Watch the story

We recorded some of the key moments in the long and gin-addled journey of Asian Parsnip - now presented here in a binge watch boxed set for your viewing pleasure.