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Shop my Asian Parsnip gin
We made a signed limited edition of Asian Parsnip gin and it sold out very quickly. I’m very flattered by your enthusiasm so Batch Two is ‘unlimited’ - though probably not infinite.
Same flavour, same unique combination of Asian spices and English parsnip, but now 57% ABV Navy Strength. This means you can store it below decks in wooden barrels, safe in the knowledge that it won’t contaminate your gunpowder. Alternatively you can drink it.
Before you order a single bottle of award-winning Asian Parsnip, think about this. I can ship you an entire case of six with free shipping. Think carefully: once you have drunk one bottle, you’ll want another, probably immediately.
Don't just take our word for it...
3 Things you should know before trying my gin

My gin is made in the UK, the country that brought you the Hawker Hurricane and the Austin Maxi.

The glass bottles are 100% recyclable. Or they can be repurposed for flowers or urine samples.

Then produced in industrial quantities in a drinks laboratory, controlled by computers.
Watch the story
We recorded some of the key moments in the long and gin-addled journey of Asian Parsnip - now presented here in a binge watch boxed set for your viewing pleasure.