This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce over-production.
Note: All merchandise is made to order so we can't accept returns or exchanges. Please therefore order when sober and allow for holiday-related expansion.
For T shirts and hoodies, if it helps I’m wearing size XL. I suggest you order large so you can be like da yute.
For hats, there is just one size that should apparently fit everyone. Even bigheads.