Wearing Suggestions: Pair with Opportunist Shoplifting
• 50% ringspun cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 7.67 oz/yd² (260 g/m²) • Brushed fleece • Regular fit • Straight cut • Tubular construction • Ribbed bottom and cuffs • Hood with matching color drawstrings • 2 kangaroo pockets • Set-in sleeves • Full zip • Blank product sourced from Pakistan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Note: All merchandise is made to order so we can't accept returns or exchanges. Please therefore order when sober and allow for holiday-related expansion.
For T shirts and hoodies, if it helps I’m wearing size XL. I suggest you order large so you can be like da yute.
For hats, there is just one size that should apparently fit everyone. Even bigheads.